I love smoking.

I was engaged.

I love hidden object games.

I hate this girl I have to work with. She’s such a bitch.

My best friend and I are no longer friends.

There’s this guy…

I feel very discriminated against at varsity. It’s ridiculous - I thought we were all adults.

I’m so sick of movies where people have loads of sex. It isn’t fucking fair.

I had the opportunity to masturbate for the first time in 2 months, but I just didn’t have the energy.

I really need to get laid.